Cheryl’s Corners

Diane is the kind of Christmas fanatic that has her tree up the day
before Thanksgiving. She plays holiday music the day after Halloween,
and by December first, her front yard looks like the North Pole, even
if there isn’t any real snow. Diane likes to remind you that she
finished her Christmas shopping back in July, but goes [...]

1. Supermarket turkeys come without feathers and beaks.
2. No one expects you to give gifts on Thanksgiving.
3. At this point, most, if not all, of the leaves that were going to
fall, have fallen.
4. The mall is closed on Thanksgiving Day.
5. So is the office.
6. The hair color your daughter’s college roommate suggested she try
will eventually [...]